Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s wife ranks her place in Woody’s life; Trending items: Nobel prize winner and Taco Bell offering; Fun With Football Audio; Fake hurricane photos and ASL interpreter; Seven-year-old boy has screw in his nose for two years; Tesla’s robots and robotaxi; Venmo code on wedding invitations; Crocs is making shoes for dogs; New movie about the first SNL show; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hurricane Milton hit Florida; Green Day releasing Dookie in various old-school formats; Weather man takes shot at Atlanta Falcons during weather report; Dating/marrying people in prison; Anderson Cooper hit by debris during hurricane coverage; People are demanding an apology from Dancing With the Stars; Rental car company admits a reservation does not guarantee you will get a car; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans, Justin Timberlake concerts, and room service; Carrie Underwood makes $1 million per game for singing the NFL theme; Tampa airport is closed because of the hurricane while Disneyworld has not shut down yet; Woody Game Wednesday; Waffle House Index; Plastics plant owner makes apology video after employees died during the hurricane; Washington woman may be fined $50,000 for feeding raccoons; And more!

Try Not to Pop a Chubs; Just Tell Me This Guest Star on the TV Show Scrubs!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s back; Sober October; Hurricane Milton is headed towards Florida; Panera settles the first of the lemonade lawsuits; Woman loses eye due to a retractable dog leash accident; Oklahoma death row inmate has had three final meals; Woman injured by a cauliflower falling on her head at a grocery store; Plane passengers votes on which movie to watch during a flight; Miami is asking Diddy to return the key to the city; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dead bird at the entrance to the radio station; The Menendez brothers have received an increase in mail since the Netflix series about them premiered; Cool Beans Remix; Music bits: Frankie Valli and Perry Farrell of Jane’s Addiction; Reviews of Joker 2; Diddy’s mom says he is innocent; Wart remover in the bathroom; California stops testing drivers over the age of 70; Diddy sexual assault phone number; Breyer’s ice cream settlement; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Washing shredded cheese; Kidulting and toy sales; Family finds out their pet octopus is pregnant; Benefits of taking the stairs; Student suspended because of corn chips; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Frank doesn't want a vasectomy because he may die; Disney crackdown on disability pass; Shrinkflation and beans; Gross things your partner does; Priest uses work credit card for Candy Crush; Traffic noise is killing you; And much more!