And wins! You would think storing 22 gold pucks in one's bum, that in itself might depreciate its value, but the Canadian smuggler's argument was he got less for the gold on the street than the replacement value he was court-ordered to pay. A three-judge panel agreed with him. Story HERE
Not to mention, anyone that was tasked with recovering the butt-gold should have been able to just keep it. I mean call 'em a gold digger, but hey, they earned it.