and off to the ER they go! Her pet snake Bart slipped into her gauged earlobe and got stuck. Both are now fine. Although the snake may need cognitive behavioral therapy for claustrophobia. Here's the story with pictures. Yikes.
http://mashable.com/2017/01/30/snake-stuck-in-womans-ear/?utm_cid=hp-h-6#qKUtwJUu1kqD
Thumbnail photo by H. Crisp (WikiCommons)